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Friday, February 11, 2005

Digesting Bad Photos

It has occurred to me today that there exists not one good photo of me anywhere (in my room) in the world. This has come to light purely because of my need to prove that I can have a successful date has forced me to look into the world of internet date sites. I am not willing to be worried about this and defend myself by saying that I am a very busy person with a close and mostly closed group of friends.

The lack of a decent photo has mostly concerned me, I have checked all my photos, the only ones that I look OK on are like the ridiculous one in my profile, the others mostly have my face contorted in some horrific smile/grimace. Purely by deduction I have come to the opinion that my self image of myself is obviously much better than the reality, leaving me with no surprise that I have not had a successful* date in yonks.


ON an unrelated note, I have recently reacquainted myself with the humble digestive biscuit. Aren't they great!! My flat mate noted that this is why your grandma always has them. "They know" he said! "They have shunned the new fangled biscuits and have chosen the digestive"


The above was written yesterday, I didn't have time to finish it because I was at a cheese and wine competition, Lint was there. Whereas Lint has half a bottle of wine on his desk I drank mine and then was persuaded to go out till 1 O'clock in the morning. My head hurts and it is now the weekend, I have it all to look forward tonight and tomorrow.

* definition of sucessful: Having a date, havind date arrive, not having date run away with "my pet lizard is very suddenly ill" excuse.

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